Handsful of Gretel
Once upon Mount Everest the coldest,enormous,mountain in the world! Found in the Himalayas was Handsful and Gretel trying to conquer Mount Everest.
"My legs hurt,Handsful."
"Could you go faster?"
"Fine, I'm calling a taxi."
"You wouldn't get a signal up here and it would cost more."
"Well I'm not walking any longer.Can't we take a break?"
"No, we would get cold."
"What if we got lost?"
"That's why I have this rope."
"Beep! Beep!"
"Yay the taxis here!"
Handsful and Gretel boarded the taxi and accidentally dropped the rope.They rode in the taxi until they reached half of the mountain and was kicked out,left on their own.
"Which ways up? Which ways down?"
" I think were lost!."
"No we're not, its this way!!"
" Admit it were lost!"
"Where's the rope?"
"Did you hear that?"
" Snoring!" They said in unison.Handsful and Gretel followed the sound of snoring for hours,until Gretel tipped,tumbled over,face down into the snow.
"Ooff,oww!"
"What happened?"
"I fell over!!"
"On what?"
"I don't know."
" Where did you fall over?"
"Over there."
Handsful checked if there was a block of ice or anything possible to trip over,but there wasn't!! Handsful then banged around the crime scene."Banngg, Banngg. "
"Sounds as if its hollow under all the snow......Quick help me dig!
" I don't want to."
So Handsful dug all by himself and revealed a hidden door! On the face of the ground.
"We better knock first."
"Knock,knock"
"Who's there"
"Handsful and Gretel" A thundering,scrambling sound echoed like there were hundreds of levels beneath the door. The inevitable happened, a head popped out of the ground like a jack in the box!!
"Eeek!! A head!!"
"A big head!!" It was a yeti whose head stuck out of the ground like it was a tourist attraction.But what was it doing with its head out of the ground??
"You must be hungry,come out of the cold and have something to eat." The yeti welcomed them into his home underground and fed them gummy bears.Until they were so fat they couldn't get back through the door that led to the surface.
"Handsful,my tummy hurts."
"So does mine,ugh."
"I'll cook you first Gretel,Handsful get in the cage."
"What,aaah!" They both said. The yeti rolled Handsful in the small cage,since Handsful was so fat he was forced to be engrossed in the bars.
"Um,Mr.yeti Sir before you cook me you might want to check the temperature in case its not hot enough."
"Good idea." While the yeti was checking the temperature of the oven Gretel pushed the yeti in.
"Hayah!!!" Gretel went and freed Handsful with the key and they suddenly deflated from fat to skinny and went through the door to the surface.After a lot of determination from both of them they finally made it to the peek of Mount Everest.But when they eventually got there....... They were beaten by Sir Edman Hilary.
"Oh well at least we made it!! Gretel?"
"Yeah"
"I wonder what roast yeti tastes like?"
"Me too!" And they lived happily ever after!!!
"My legs hurt,Handsful."
"It just means you're growing."
"Could you go slower?""Could you go faster?"
"Fine, I'm calling a taxi."
"You wouldn't get a signal up here and it would cost more."
"Well I'm not walking any longer.Can't we take a break?"
"No, we would get cold."
"What if we got lost?"
"That's why I have this rope."
"Beep! Beep!"
"Yay the taxis here!"
Handsful and Gretel boarded the taxi and accidentally dropped the rope.They rode in the taxi until they reached half of the mountain and was kicked out,left on their own.
"Which ways up? Which ways down?"
" I think were lost!."
"No we're not, its this way!!"
" Admit it were lost!"
"Where's the rope?"
"Did you hear that?"
" Snoring!" They said in unison.Handsful and Gretel followed the sound of snoring for hours,until Gretel tipped,tumbled over,face down into the snow.
"Ooff,oww!"
"What happened?"
"I fell over!!"
"On what?"
"I don't know."
" Where did you fall over?"
"Over there."
Handsful checked if there was a block of ice or anything possible to trip over,but there wasn't!! Handsful then banged around the crime scene."Banngg, Banngg. "
"Sounds as if its hollow under all the snow......Quick help me dig!
" I don't want to."
So Handsful dug all by himself and revealed a hidden door! On the face of the ground.
"We better knock first."
"Knock,knock"
"Who's there"
"Handsful and Gretel" A thundering,scrambling sound echoed like there were hundreds of levels beneath the door. The inevitable happened, a head popped out of the ground like a jack in the box!!
"Eeek!! A head!!"
"A big head!!" It was a yeti whose head stuck out of the ground like it was a tourist attraction.But what was it doing with its head out of the ground??
"You must be hungry,come out of the cold and have something to eat." The yeti welcomed them into his home underground and fed them gummy bears.Until they were so fat they couldn't get back through the door that led to the surface.
"Handsful,my tummy hurts."
"So does mine,ugh."
"I'll cook you first Gretel,Handsful get in the cage."
"What,aaah!" They both said. The yeti rolled Handsful in the small cage,since Handsful was so fat he was forced to be engrossed in the bars.
"Um,Mr.yeti Sir before you cook me you might want to check the temperature in case its not hot enough."
"Good idea." While the yeti was checking the temperature of the oven Gretel pushed the yeti in.
"Hayah!!!" Gretel went and freed Handsful with the key and they suddenly deflated from fat to skinny and went through the door to the surface.After a lot of determination from both of them they finally made it to the peek of Mount Everest.But when they eventually got there....... They were beaten by Sir Edman Hilary.
"Oh well at least we made it!! Gretel?"
"Yeah"
"I wonder what roast yeti tastes like?"
"Me too!" And they lived happily ever after!!!
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